youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

jelloapocalypse:

pussykraken:

pussykraken:

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

chancethereaper:

naturelidragon:

axelinabox:

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them

me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

Show: *is called A Series of Unfortunate Events*

Unfortunate events: *happen*

Us:

ambientdinosaur:

This frame cracks me up every time I see it, just look at it!

This series doesn’t hide at all the fact that Perfuma very much wants to be held by a big, buff girl. And honestly, I think all of us can relate to that.

bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

parrotchatter:

Don’t be fooled; Keas (Nestor notabilis), from New Zealand, are anything but dull.

Images by Alan Gutsell

knight-poochart:

Good night.
おやすみ。
晚安。